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1. Future Detector - App

2. Coffee Mugs with smoking pipe built in.

3. Firmness detector so you will know if you are about to sit on something too hard.

4. Guesser - An App that just assumes what it thinks you might want... then buys it with your money online.

5. Cardboard boxes that can be blown up instead of built with tape and folds.



Matt Litwins Ideas 
1. Does drinking a slushy upside upsidedown give you brain freeze faster?
2. Take iascwa and sit on a carpet watching aladin, and see if it floats.
3. collect cans cut holes in top put knot string in them and grab ends and you have stilts, now go play soccer.
4. Go watch a crime movie, animal kingdom is decent one.
5. Take a small onion dice, put in bowl with cold water and ice cube, mix around drain. Take 2 tomatoes, dice, put in bowl with onion, chop cilantro, maybe mix a bit, add salt, if you want, and some lime juice.. You got some pico de gallo, grab chips a taco and meat with a margarita you got a meal. Boom, enjoy the day



1. Milk cartons that turn a different color the older that your milk is getting.

2. Plates that congratulate you when you put more fruits and vegetables on them.

3. A kaleidoscope that reflects what is actually happening in your mind instead of beads and stuff (this one could get weird lol)

4. A type of lotion that when ever you shake someones hands it leaves a invisible glow in the dark paint that you can only see with special glasses.

5. Heated Head phones for Minnesotans.

With a little help from Libby F



1. An umbrella that straps onto your dogs stomach and keep it from getting rained on.

2. Shampoo that makes your head feel warm, when you can't afford hot water.

3. A Pot for cooking Spaghetti that sings Italian love songs to you as it heats up.

4. Pillow case inserts that record audio while you sleep--to figure out if you snore or talk... and what you say.

5. Roller skates that pump out jams the faster you blade.

Libby F



1. A butter knife that holds the butter & warms it to be spread

2. A suit that changes patterns with your mood

3. Underground forest

4. Hologram hair instead of styling

5. "Mood ring" style underwear

Aria Aria Aria



1. A wireless leash

2. warning system for endangered animals so they can avoid hunters

3. smartphones for pets

4. Grass with greater nutrients that uses less water so cows etc. animals don't need to eat as much. Good for third world countries.

5. A chip what makes animals able to talk to humans.

Tuomas Jurvelin


Rope Queen

1. Abolish all debts. Jubilee!!!

2. Make all weapons fire backwards.

3. Musical chairs (that play music when you sit down)

4. Houses with pits through the center down in to the basement with a fireman pole down.

5. Go Pro belt buckle.

with a little help from Rusty Korhonen




1. Breed sheep that can live under water.

2. Plastic surgery air tank and breathing tube installed INSIDE your body. Go under water without all the bulky extrusions.

3. A app that can accurately estimate when you will need to pee next.

4. A phone that is shaped like 3 balls glued together.

5. A phone that is a touch screen on back front and sides. ALL TOUCH


Got Milk?

1. Indoor fireworks.

2. Back seat bunk beds in Subarus

3. Castle turrets on top of your car.

4. Etch a sketch exterior for cars.

5. Milk fountains @ malls. Got Milk?



1. Glow in the dark dog leashes.

2. Musical instruments designed for dogs and other animals to play.

3. A shirt company that has one shirt of every animal that exists. the brand is called ANIMALS

4. Plastic surgery for pets.

5. Sandpaper grip pencils.


Bank Talk

1. Fish tank bumpers for cars.

2. Candy Apples (mini candy shaped like apples)

3. A website that finds all the info about you that is stored by the other websites you use.

4. a website with bedtime stories.

5. Basil Ice Cream



1. Tinder for real estate - swipe right if u like

2. Fish food that is florescent and make the fish glow from inside.

3. One legged pants (pant)

4. Little soccer goal nets across all street drains.

5. Motor sounds from speaker attached to ur bicycle.


City Surfing

1. Warped Onion fish wings
2. Janisper Bush fairy dust
3. Candy pigeon elderberry
4. Manager Feet (with corridor snatch)
5. Carpet Cleaner Magic Onion breath


Rope in the pant leg

1. Toe mittens.

2. A skin piercing that connects all your fingers.

3. Jelly bean earrings. 

4. Free hot tea dispensers at all police stations 

5. Baseball hats with tv screens on the front. 


Comin out on pop

1. Jewelry for cars to wear. 

2. Plastic surgery to make all of your toes look like toy cars. 

3. A surgeon who performs on you while you are being driven a cross the country- mobile surgeon 

4. A canvas that is many canvas pieced together in a way that can be disconnected when painting is finished.  

5. Fish shaped backpack. 


1. Plant growing races.

2. Apples with cream cheese inside. 

3. City kiddy pool day, where the whole city is a giant pool party.

4. Parking garages underneath streets as to not take up space.

5. A shop that gives animals piercings. 


Resident of the month

1. Resident of the month - like employee of he month for city residents.

2.  Car pool lanes on all in-city highways for the resident of the month.

3. A pack of fake Velcro cockroaches to attach to your dog for Halloween. For sale a Halloween super stores. 

4. Contests performed by doctors at festivals to see who in attendance is the most healthy person across the board. 

5. The suit makes it possible for ur whole body to be hung on a hook. A great place to sleep! 


Beer bomber

1. Night vision goggle golf.

2. Packaging made of edible dried pasta, with rice cracker foam protection. No More Waste! 

3. Car interiors that fold completely flat into double beds

4. Goggles that you can't see through but guide you around things at night with inferred. 

5. Styrofoam 1 time use car bumpers. 


Dope Candy

1. Gloves that vibrate when you get a txt message.

2. A food shelf free donated food chain restaurant.

3. Drugs that make you sober when you are drunk or high - called Double Negative

4. MutantPlastics A company that makes and instals plastic surgery 3rd arms for humans.

5. Plug in mugs that keep your drink warm. (does this already exist?)



1. Liquid filled rings for emergency hydration.

2. camelbak water bag shirts. - Fill up your clothing with water (you might look a little fat until you drink it all)

3. A shipping company  (Fedex) that leases, maintains and recycles all shipping materials.

4. Credit cards made of wax.

5. Glass or translucent plastic Ant Farm Bike Frame (with live Ants inside).


Tomorrow isn't the problem...

1. Clogs made out of ice.

2. Danger signs in front of McDonalds and other fast food places.

3. Floor security cameras. 'For a whole new way of looking at things' 

4.  Fill someone's pillow case with all your dirty socks.

5. An App that shows how many hours you worked @ ur job  and how much your pay check will be - in real time - (amount shown in top right corner by your battery fullness indicator)


I've got no breaking news for you .

1. Clothing line that promises to sell the exact same style clothes for 85 years without visible change or modification to sizing.

2. Blow up bike frames.

3. Fire pits in waiting rooms. 

4. Furniture apolstered in cardboard. 

5. Sandpaper shoe soles 


Rope ice

1. A famous Artist that travels the world hiding art in hard to find places.

2. Fountains with water that goes up hill. 

3. Tinder for people with STD's called 'Fuck it' 

4. Floating aquariums 

5. Bill board fountains with water pouring over ad but ad is still visible. 


No body's putty

1. Water filled muffins.

2. Refrigerated cerial with milk inside. 

3. Municipal duty like jury duty for city jobs. 

4. Vibrating bycicle seats for woman.

5. Semi truck aquariums that drive around city. 


Warm liquid

1. Shoes that vibrate right of left to give directions.

2. Yarn fences

3. A website that tracks all police and what they are doing. 

4. Heated wrist watches 

5 chocolate coated cups that melt when warm liquid is added. 


Light show

1. Non the weed like decaf coffee

2. Toilet seats with water and fish inside. 

3. Toilets that weigh your poop. 

4. Coats with backpack built in to back.

5. Bluetooth speakers that also make a light show to music. 


Ur party

1. A drug that makes you think you are one if your friends instead of yourself

2. Self cleaning clothes 

3. A service that puts you to sleep and ships you to your destination. 

4. R u my mommy? 
A service that wakes you up for school. 

5. A collective of really cool girls that will come to ur party. 



1. Alagator shaped pickles.

2. Cover your phone in electrical tape instead of buying waterproof case

3. Robots that walk around eating garbage. 

4. Quilts filled with grinder up sterilized trash instead of feathers. 

5. Use band aids on eyes to block light when sleeping


New products

1. Clothing made out of solar panels.

2. Hair stencils to cut in shapes to hair.  (For dogs too) 

3. Phones that have little printers inside them. 

4. Genetically engeneered vines with really sharp thorns to be used like barbed wire. 

5. A t shirt line of old children's tv shows. 

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