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7/27/15

The fly

1. Water filled car tires. I don't know why. 


2. Emergency drinking water filled phone. 


3. Textured tattoos. 


4. Rope tube... Climb up to the top ... Now your thirsty... Just suck the water up from the bottom where you started. 


5. Email me: aaroncolantti@gmail.com

7/21/15

1. Carhartt diapers designed for outdoor babies. 


2. Digital tick scanner to locate Ticks on body. 


3. Haunted camp ground. A haunted house that takes place around your tent.


4. A cabin with a glass roof. Under a clear stream. 


5. Big Magnets inside the water tunnel under bridges. Magnets pull metal waste from the stream. 


7/17/15

Guacamole flavor tooth paste

1. Guacamole flavor tooth paste.
2. Armpit pouches to put things that need to stay warm into. 
3. Liquid sandwich - food on the go. Turkey, roast beef or veggie! 
4. Bacon baked in to fresh bread. 
5. Mildew smell cologne.

7/16/15

NOISE twenty TWO

1. Road made of clear coated book covers. 
2. Raisin maker. A hat with grapes attached. 
3. Ocean ears. Head phones with shells instead of ear speakers. 
4. Pants with a mini air conditioner in the crotch to cool down both legs. 
5. Pom Pom nipple bra.

7/15/15

Fold This

1. Traffic jam ice cream truck and jam sandwich truck. 
2. Fold up car
3. Paint with taste... Just lick it! 
4. Giant fish tank at top of IDS tower with big sharks in it. 
5. Sticky car tires to collect road items.

7/14/15

EXTEND !

1. Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 
2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 
3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 
4. Extendable car. 
5. Translucent mail trucks.

7/13/15

Post man Jim

1. Hot tub hammock. 

2. Fungi spore enriched trail wood chips. 

3. Outdoor kitchen. 

4. Finger print switch stickers for criminals. 

5. Canopy tree house campground.

Whuuu?

1.  Extendable shoes... For a lengthy investment. 

2. Glass floor bus anti litter campaign. 

3. Cigarettes with a tear off butts to encourage the throwing of only tobacco on the ground. 

4. Extendable car. 

5. Translucent mail trucks.

7/1/15

Until further notice:

Until further notice: 

will be taking a hiatus from posting ideas online. 

I will be back. 

6/30/15

This ones the best one

1. Just quit and stop doing everything.


2. Just quit and stop doing everything. 


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6/29/15

O - T

1. Edible rock candy keys for 1 time use

2. Robotic rollers on desk that dump everything into the trash every night.

3. Trash pit in the middle of your living room.

4. Sucka - A movie about a lolly pop.

5. Roller blades with hollow stash-spot wheels

6/28/15

NOISE

1. Strawberry flavored Key chains

2. Oatmeal filled couch cushions

3. Rocket booster shoe roller blades.

4. Animal shoes. line of intricate animal shaped shoes. Many different animals.

5. Mushroom flavored cigarettes.

6/27/15

ahhhhh

1. Hockey sticks that have space in the shaft to hold extra hockey pucks.

2. Secret compartment computer mice to hide things inside.

3. Crushed beer can wall paper (just nail them to your wall and eventually it will be wall paper)

4. Hot water dispenser fingers - plastic surgery procedure

5. Hot coffee soup.

6/26/15

maybe maybe

1. Blood ink pens - refillable anywhere, just jab and wait for your blood to fill the pen.

2. Mini hats for your pens to wear.

3. Genetically engineered christmas trees that grow ornaments.

4. Give a wild animal $500 in an attachable vel-crow  pouch.

5. Wet pockets. Made with slimy fabric.

6/25/15

Rough DAIIE

1. #CabinPorn coffee table book

2. Stash spot hollow human bones to surgically replace real bones with. 

3. Rainbow ice cream slip and slide. 

4. Water slide public transportation instead of busses. 

5. Hot water dispensers at bus stops in winter time. 

Moss wall paper

1. Grass sidewalk 

2. Moss sidewalk 

3. Grass indoor carpet

4. Apple tree carpets

5. Moss wall paper 

Post Apocalypse - Ditto Bar - Random Titles?

1. Antler Handel bars

2. Antler Plow 

3.  Bone bike - bike from made out of bones.

4. Hollow water filled helmet. 

5. Watermelon air tank. 

Towel Cape

1. Hammock jacket. 

2. Shoes with inflatable rafts that come out of the souls. 

3. Camel back hats 

4. Beer cans with breathalyzer attached. 

5. Towel Cape 

What the fuck!

1. A contest where people look for a ringing cell phone somewhere in the city. 

2. Use a text conversation from the past 3 months to make a screen play with.

3. Velcro on the bottom of socks and inside of shoes for traction. 

4. Shoes thst excrete lube on bottom when needed to do cool slides while you are walking. 

5. Coffee tables with a hole in the middle to place a potted plant inside. 

... And here's a picture about religion: 


6/16/15

Pictures! You love pictures!

1. Street lockers - @ bus stations. (for terrorists and drug dealers to use ;)

2. Maple Eggies (below)

3. Use a canoe as a snow sled.

4. Car brand that has a printer/copy machine in trunk. (like a 5 disk cd changer)

5. Panic protection. A app that automatically assigns an '!' on txt messages when your heart is beating fast.



6/14/15

1. Scrambled eggs
2. Diced onions
3. Tomato
4. Kale
5. Tahini sauce

6/13/15

Dinner @ my parents

Photo & ideas from Quintassi Coincidence


1. Bike tires with treads designed to make sound


2. Body coolers (like hand warmers but opposite) for hot days (like Ice but cooler(more stylish))


3. Bandanna that slowly releases cold water


4. Bike seat vibrators


5. Pedal foot massage



6/12/15

My broken thing is broken... Damnit.

1. Pillow phones - for talking on the phone when your in bed. 

2. Car honks that can direct the sound to the specific idiot you are trying to communicate to. 

3. Cars that have only a certain amount of honks allotted before the honker gives out and stops working. Use them sparingly... They are not unlimited! 

4. Lazy rivers instead of streets. 

5. Ping pong ball with different tones (specific musics notes) when they hit. Musical balls! 

6/11/15

Roman Candle

1. Pizza French toast. (Soak day old pizza in eggs then cook)

2. Rubber car interior, leather car tires. 

3. Gravel car roof. 

4. A company that makes bike tires out of recycled car tires. 

5. Glass steering wheel. 

6/10/15

Love Life

1. Hot air balloon house. 


2. Tattoos that can be turned on or off. 


3. A device that can determine what kind of animal poop you are looking at. 


4. A House made to be able to conjoin rooms when needed. (Like an extendable table) 


5. Colorful rice marketed to children.

6/9/15

Fuck Life

1. Bike handle grips/ bike light combo. 


2. Clear bike frame with lights inside. 


3. Bike peddle/ bike light combo. 


4. Fill a water bottle with paint, turn it upside down , open the top. Bike around creating a trail of paint so your friends can follow your path. 


5.  Flying bike. Linus Kangas


5B. Get a free surly back bike rack if you get 1-3rd place @ sol 31 -  June 21st.

6/8/15

Getting better

1. Roll up cell phones. 

2. Tree house camp sites connected by zip line. 

3. Bug playgrounds - play grounds with nets over them - containing many different bugs that don't bite for kids to play with. 

4. Bandaids for trees for when they have been wounded. 

5. News papers that automatically post articles with most likes from online. No censorship only likes determine what will be printed and distributed. 

6/7/15

She spat

She spat. 

Crunching her lips together and puckering, she waited for the tingle of saliva to excrete from the innards of her tung.  

She spat ferociously trying to expel the taste from her now soap infested talking hole. 

She could communicate without words too.

If she needed it. 

Shaking her head back and forth vigorously motor boating the air she sprayed a fine mist from her lips. Catching the sun for a brief moment a beautiful rainbow showed the entire spectrum of colors. 

Back to the dishes. 

6/5/15

Zeal!!!!!

1. Flyers paper that heats up when handed out. 

2. Coffee mugs with a mini coffee fountain in the middle. 

3. A program that randomly puts in 2 weeks notice via email to your boss with out you knowing when. 

4. Underwater computers for scuba divers. 

5. Mist makers that spray you in the face when you get too close to my fence.

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