SKORPIAN WAS HERE

1. Baby bottle shaped like a GUN. Suckin on the barrel of a gun. Skorpian Style.

2. Sleep on a balcony outside in the city. 

3. See through hollow shoes with fish in them.

4. Moist towel-et company called Freshy McFresherson.

5. Public Air Hockey table. 

Toddler Marathon.

1. 5 ideas a day tear off calendar.

2. Mood / symptom tracker app on Iphone for sick people to gage if they are getting better.5 ideas on each napkin in the napkin dispenser.

3. 5 ideas on each napkin in the napkin dispenser.

4. Toddler marathon!

5. Panther Blood (energy drink that is not really Panther blood.)

Rocket

1. Double quadruple shoes so it looks like u have 4 feet. 

2. Toot sweets- Candy that whistles.

3. Video game of your life. 

4. Nun chucks made out of giant tootsie rolls.

5. Rocket launcher delivery service.

Power Ball

1. Pudding made out of yogurt.

2. Pants that change color with your mood.

3. Make a Facebook for every animal.

4. A E card website called : send your love . com

5. Celebrate your least favorite religions holidays for 1 year.
(confirm your distaste)

Hair DIE

1. Nose hair dye.

2. Little circle stickers that look like butt holes.

3. Mini teddy bear business cards. 

4. Dance day @ work.

5. Moist towel for washing off your privates when presented with a surprise sexual favor.

www.5ideasaday.com

1. Only get 2 dollar bills when withdrawing money.

2. Spend your summer in a tent in your friends backyard.

3. Grass roof campground.

4. Creativity library where people can use the programs and rooms for free if they have a membership card (like a library card)

5. City april fools day prank: Color the city water blue. 

18+12+2+4+5+55+33=

1. Inner city blind dating service. (this is your chance to meet a 'real thug' or a 'bearded biker guy'.

2. Line your roommates shoes with plastic. Fill them with water.

3. Throw 1000 color crayons on to the highway from a bridge. (you'l see)

4. Sled down the stairs.

5. Make your own coffee drink and try to convince coffee shops to put it on their menu.

17

1. Stickers to put on your lighters to see who steals them. Do it on all your lighters forever.

2. Choo choo train escalator.

3. Propose to your girlfriend on this group.

4. Sell candy to a baby you know for 10 cents.

5. Buy a power ball ticket NOW.

88

1. Replace salt in salt shaker with sand.

2. Blue Door Make your own: Veggie burger + Fried Egg + Peanut Butter + Jalapenos + Pickles + Pepper Jack Cheese.

3. Hat that looks like a upside down shoe.

4. Try to resume last nights dream where you left off tonight.

5. Sell pot out of a Popsicle cart.

15 Chickens

1. Disco ball in a chicken coop.

2. Roller skates for chickens.

3. Chicken Drag show.

4. Popcorn bird feeder. Pops popcorn in morning.

5. Robot dog walker.

14

1. Relationship status on FB that says : "In the market"

2. Hollow plastic shoes that have colored goo inside.

3. Candy machines in schools.

4. National coffee day.

5. Get a fortune from a fortune teller. Make a documentary about it either coming true or not coming true.

13

1. Instead of days just refer to each day of the month by its calendar number.

2. Take pictures of a guy covered in grease.

3. Pay a hobos to wear your clothing line t-shirts for a photo shoot.

4. Make a new advertisement everyday.

5. Anti plastic campaign: Plastic makes perfect* * perfectly no sense.

12

1. Grass on roof. Live in tent on roof.

2. Glass bathtub.

3. Goat milk smoothy w/rasberries.

4. Watch "Chess Dogs" on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM1zUHo54e4

5. Make a stream that goes through you apartment.

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5. Unzip your hoodie in the dark. It is reminiscent of a tent zipper. Nostalgia is fun. I just lost the game...and so did you. Sorry.

4. Buy a new car, don't break it. 

3. Regardless of sexual orientation, hold your friend's butt at a show. 

2. If your boss tells you to punch a coworker in the boob, do it. 

1. Don't walk just run, drink juice yum yum.

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10

1 .party so hard that someone poops in someone else's pocket

2. Hold an office olympics that incorporates daily work activities in an extreme way.

3. Get to your ideal weight/body type then get a large tattoo on the area you tend to store fat, (stomach, thighs, etc.) This will motivate you to stay fit to keep your tattoo from stretching.

4. Never litter a bit.

5. Use your tax returns to get a new tattoo each year.

9

1. Bright color purple doe for pizza.

2. Sell snow cones on the street or at a park on a hot day.

3. Sell bottles of famous athletes sweat. (use it as cologne)

4. Make a tobacco pipe out of a banana.

5. Communicate through dance for a day.

8

1. Flat cigarettes.

2. Police meet and greet day.

3. Firefighter live video stream.

4. Weather channel of you explaining what the weather is like at the moment.

5. Water fight with the neighbor apartment building through the windows.

7

1. Candy nails

2. Idea flash cards.

3. Make a map of all the cool secret walking paths in the city.

4. Bike light that is also a high-powered magnet to lock your bike to metal poles.

5. Bike that shocks you if you are not the correct owner.

5/6/13

1. Rainbow extension chord.

2. Friend rental service.

3. Bike with generator in trailer. Big speakers attached on either side of the bike. Portable party.

4. Put in a hole in a wall that is on the street. Put a painting on the other side of the hole.

5. A commercial where a person is throwing up money.

5/5/13

1. Get sum.

2. Get a pilot to fly a plane just as fast as the sun sets. See if you can ride the sunset all the way around the world.

3. Use a teeter totter as a catapult.

4. Road trip across the world.

5. Eat tacos.

MY EYE

1. Put a streak under your eye like football players for style.

2. Paint arrows on the sidewalk leading to a random persons front door.

3. Ask your waitress if she wants you to buy her some food.

4. Tape money on to the outside of your car.

5. Hide in the bathroom of a store until they close. Come out when no one is there and have a fun time.

PORTAL TO ANOTHER PLANET

1. Advertisement for chipotle:
"The only place she can get the meat she needs safely."

2. Video about people pretending to be cops and scaring their friends/ family with false arrest.

3. Secret video camera in the tip of your shoes. Shoe cam.

4. Sit in a sled on top of a SUV. Have the driver drive really fast then stop really quickly a few feet before the start of a big snowy hill.

5. A show called "Robbers". Oposite of the show Cops where the robbers get away with crimes.

Floating Hot Tub.

1. Floating hot tub.

2. Sprinkler on trampoline on hot day. 

3. Wheat paste open mouth on entrance of tunnel. 

4. A comic book called " food fight" about a apple trying to kill a sandwich.

5. Only Walk sideways today

Some stuff

1. Live with someone you're close enough with that you can let them know exactly how you feel without it effecting your friendship or the living situation.

2. Big bulletin board in front of toilet on wall with things to read while you're on the toilet.

3. Huge white board in living room for everyday ideas/ homework/ notes/ etc.

4. Hang out with your friends a lot and make things you can look at in the future together- like music videos.

5. Travel as much as you can, while you can.

Blown Up

1. Phone App that lets you give another phone a portion of your phones battery life.

2. Get a damn job!

3. Make a secret Face Book of all the things you do that you dont tell anyone. Dont let anyone see it until you really old and dont care. 

4. Chain a bear on your property to protect it. 

5. Make a secret menu for your restaurant that is only viewable online. 

Tuna

1. You and 3 friends bring your camera and act like paparazzi to random people on the street.

2. A movie where many people are trapped in Mall Of America. 

3. Saran wrap underneath the toilet seat on the toilet.

4. Cut a mattress open, put fish inside the mattress. Duct tape the hole shut. Put the taped up side on the bottom.

5. Fill tuna cans with sugar. Re seal the can. Put it at the store with the real tuna. 

jokes on u

1. Mini bongo necklace.
"Wanna touch my bongos?"

2. When you open beer the can makes a sound effect.

3. In this current time period consider what may be a antique in the future.

4. Bring back the monocle.

5. Bring back Smash Mouth (the band).

Street Watchers

1. Products: Misspelled words as temporary tattoos.

2. Movies: A Duck's Life

3. Vines: A bunch of mouths doing different twisty things with their tongues

4. Sports: Bike obstacle course in the parking lot across the street- jumps and tunnels included- First Aid on board one watching from Lizzy's balcony and the other down below- walkie talkie communication between the two

5. Experiments: Collect weather conditions/temperatures everyday and compare to the last ten years- make a chart/graph and observe climate change using your own data

catagories

1. Movies: Hipster virus- infected in Uptown, its spreading

2. Vines: turning on every light in idea factory living room and stop in between- and then turning them off

3. Sports: Kickball in parking lot across the street, referee from Lizzy's porch

4. Experiments: Drosophila mating: catch drosophila (fruit flies) near compost. Put in a jar with sedation liquid until they are sleeping- observe under the microscope and section using tweezers into piles for different traits (ie. eye color, eye shape, wing color, wing shape, etc). Then mate in separate jars for 3 generations- observe offspring to see which traits are dominant

5. Products: Plastic clips for fingertips to allow nail polish to dry without smudges and you can still use your hands while they dry

Blow Hard

1. Game for cats to play on I-Pad.

2. Album cover of girl under water with gold coins floating up around her.

3. Muffin tin for putting vitamins in. Each muffin spot is a different day of pills.

4. Mark your calendar 6 months in advance. Choose an activity you have always wanted to do. Make sure you do it when that day comes around.

5. Wild Card Easter: Easter egg hunt. Everyone brings a different type of drug and puts it in their egg. What ever egg you find is what you will need to ingest.

Noodles

1. A movie about a biological weapon that makes people ravenous for sex.

2. A movie about jack and Jill going up the hill.

3. A list of the best thrift stores in the country for different categories of things.

4. Be a vigilantly car tower. Tow the cars to a safe street before the city gets me.

5. Feed a baby water by
filling a straw with water plugged by your finger. Let your finger go to release the water in to babies tummy.

HOBO PACK

1. Fill your bath tub up with Nerds (candy).

2. Markers that change ink color over time.

3. Use ceiling tiles for canvases. Paint a picture then put it back up on the ceiling.

4. Hobo pack at liquor stores. Comes with: 1. Small bottle of Smirnoff 2. Sharpie marker 3. Cardboard to write on 4. Bandana attached to a stick.

5. Map of the city designed by urban explorers.

Keep up

1. Go to random restaurant every week.

2. Go to yoga class with your skin painted green.

3. Scotch tape with a story written on the tape as you roll it out.

4. Go in to a pitch black room and make a movie.

5. Photo shoot with model in a pile of cold coins.

Toilet paper

1. Stock up with a years worth of toilet paper.

2. Hole in diaper for a vacuum cleaner to fit in to suck out all the poo.

3. Mirror on the wall behind students so the teacher can see if they are on Facebook.

4. 420 Munchie food cart. ( only open on 420)

5. Fart in your car before someone else gets in. Don't role down the windows.

Andrew Siess Rocks My Socks

1. Run around the world.

2. Canoe the Mississippi

3. Bike to Chile and back.

4. Sail across the ocean.

5. Look @ this: www.facebook.com/andrewsiess

Orange Shape

1. Terminate your lease while your drunk.

2. Drop out of school on mushrooms.

3. Quit your job on PCP.

4. Run for president on meth.

5. Build a house, only work when your high on pot.

Lotus

1. Kool-aid bombs for the snow.

2. Cancel school yourself.

3. Write down a fake credit card # on a piece of paper. Leave it for someone to find. Film what they do.

4. Gourmet restaurant in a gas station.

5. Put trip wire on a sidewalk. (Film with camera for YouTube )

Haagen Daz to the rescue.

1. Make a code people wont be able to understand so you can write what ever you want.

2. Haagen Dazs ice cream advertisement: girl and guy sitting next to a fire eating ice cream. Not really paying attention to each other but looking content. Guy eating ice cream laughs and says "Life"

3. Smoke pot to relieve stomach pain.

4. Add up all the money you spend in a month to determine how much money you need to make.

5. Weekly field trips for your friends. Call it: Adventure Team

Ghost

1. Orange pieces with honey to dip them in.

2. Fry pieces of unripe avocado in a pan with eggs.

3. To stop people from pirating videos: If you cant take the website down completely just pay for really loud annoying advertisements on the side bar of the streaming website. 

4. Send a picture of your self a picture of your self.

5.

No one to hear

1. 70% coco + honey in your tea.

2. Honey +  Peanut butter in your tea.

3. 80% chocolate + spanish rice  + plantain on pizza crust.

4. Take 30 pictures of your room. One everyday.

5. Line your coat with MRE's incase your in need of food.

Road Head = Road Dead

1. A slogan for safe driving:
Road Head = Road Dead

2. Graffiti that says: I Hacked Google

3. Memory cards that you can keep on your fingernails.

4. Make it illegal to surf the internet without a license.

Suit candy

1. Backpack designed for modern travel instead of hiking.

2. Vacuum cleaner silencer.

3. Water drain in floor of Subarus

4. Bring your neighbor a cup of coffee in the morning.

5. Trade all your money in for gold. Melt the gold then use it as paint to paint the inside of your house.

I pad passion

1. Wipe up spills with your feet because it is more fun.

2. Foot stools that are actually the entrance to a underground lair.

3. Make a kitty palace with cardboard boxes.

4. Neighborhood capture the flag.

5. Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVY9ZgY75S4&sns=em

First Ferry 13

Answering machine - Movie - Model pictures - drunk driving

1. A movie where they take a old drunk beggar from the corner to be the host and narrator of a well edited tour of a fancy building. 

2. A picture with a really pretty naked woman with cute puppies all over her body. 

3. Aswering machine: "Hey this is Aaron, I'm on crack, but ill be back."

4. If your really rich and bored, willingly decide to sue one of your rich friends to see who wins. 

5. The drunk driving game that will surely end in your death, your arrest, or the murder of innocent people or animals: 
Take many shots. Every time you take a shot randomly put a dot on a city map with a sharpie. Continue to do this until your really drunk and have made 5-10 dots. Now get your keys, take the map, get in to your car and start to drive. Try to get to every dot you have made on your map.

Diet Coke

1. Make a art exhibit / gallery in your house.

2. Make a shirt company that is only pictures of your dog on the clothes.

3. Cover your floor in oil and use it like a skate rink.

4. Make a rap song about your day and post it on the five ideas fb page.

5. Make a stand up cardboard cut out of your self.

I dig

1. Bring one of your friends out for chipotle

2. www.hitrecord.com

3. Mens underwear with a stuffed bulge in the penis area.

4. Whitney Houston body suit.

5. Eat your goldfish.

Ideas For Songs

1. A song about how you know what your supposed to do but never do it.

2. A song about how you smell weird when you do Adderall.

3. A song about how you wish you could fly.

4. A song about the everything you did in the last week.

5. A song about how big the universe is.

Up to date

1. Teddy bears that can answer questions. (like siri)

2. A office desk that is hollow and made out of glass with water and fish inside.

3. A break dance studio for really old people.

4. Clear cigarette packs.

5. Colored cigarettes. Each individual cigarette has a different color paper.

Blow Smoke

1. Set up a bunch of scary things in someones house. (like a strobe light and smoke machine with scary ghost noises. Have them all go off at the same time in the middle of the night.

2. Name all your folders on your computer after different cities.

3. Film your whole life. Edit it together before you die.

4. Send a picture of your reaction to people in response of a txt message.

5. Take 30 pictures a week.

Magic Whistle

1. See how many times you can masturbate in one day.

2. Have a competition with friends to see who can make a youtube video with the most hits.

3. Facebook scavenger hunt.

4. Call Oliver Kronmiller and leave a really long message.

5. A movie about a cat that infects everyone with the rage virus.

Five ways to annoy people everyday:

1. go out to eat and paint your nails right at the table

2. ask surrounding tables to take your picture. More than once.

3. Sing really loud out of tune to every song on the radio.

4. Chew gum and food very loud with mouth open.

5. Invite Scott Pearson to a party.

Oh my

1. A club called immune system rapers.

2. Car stereo system that shows you the words to the song so you can sing along.

3. Replace a barn roof with plexiglass to make a green house.

4. Business cards that you can eat.

5. Colorful nails and screws.

recharge

1. Choreograph a dance to the hamster dance and put on a show for your Grandma

2. Visit scenic overlooks near you and take pictures or play I spy with a friend

3. Listen to your favorite CDs from childhood

4. Learn a rain dance

5. Contact at least 5 people you haven't been in contact with for a year or more, make at least one of them a phone call or a face to face visit

This is a movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD6-hOONFUY

April Fools

1. Cover someones kitchen floor in grease.

2. Record you screaming for help on a recorder. Play the recorder in someones closet on repeat.

3. Put a live tiger in someones car during the night.

4. Dress like a policeman and knock on your friends door.

5. Call your mom and tell her you by accident got on a place while you were drunk and are now in Guatemala and you need some money to get home.

Easter Egg Hunt

1. Put clues to where the other eggs are inside the eggs.

2. National easter egg hunt with GPS locations.

3. Decorate eggs like eye balls.

4. Hide one of the eggs in your pocket so none of the kids can find it.

5. Buy 30 bunnies and let them out in your house today. (you can sell them to the butcher tomorrow if you want)

No doubt

1. Sleep bungie jumping.
Attach your self to a bungie jumping rope. Go to sleep. Next time you wake up someone will have already pushed you off the bridge.

2. Spider bombs. Fill a easter egg with spider eggs. Throw it in to someones apt window.

3. No phone challenge. Scavenger hunt through the city with no phone.

4. Rainbow colored head phone jacks.

5. Release a music album with the president. (he can help play the music, sing or rap.)

Post revolution

1. Make a rule that every time you have to poop you need to write 5 ideas then post them to the 5 ideas fb group before you do so.

5. Print out all of someones FB pics. Post them all over your room before they come over. Light a candle and make write a odd symbol in blood on your floor.

2. Website: www.wearecancer.com
On this site there are only 2 videos right next to each other. The first video is a time-lapse video of cancer taking over. The second is a time-lapse video of a big city being created.

3. Make your own language.

4. 

Soap Buddy

1. Stand in line for something. Every time you get to the lines destination go back to beginning of the line. See how long you can do this until there is no line. Longest recorded line occupent wins.

2. Sell you pee on Ebay.

3. A program that updates and adds the newest coolest music for you.

4. A garden gnome that can talk to people like Siri (iphone).

5. Listen to this song: http://grooveshark.com/s/Brimful+Of+Asha/4gRKQ1?src=5

Things you should eat:

1. Make a list of all the things you want to eat before you die.

2. Make a cartoon movie about what you want to build on your land.

3. Sell pencils at school.

4. High school: Buy a bunch of candy and cookies and sell them out of your locker.

5. Come to the Idea Factory Summer Retreat.

Please dont leave me in the closet.

1. A contest to see who is the best person in the world is.

2. Read a book about sex while having sex.

3. Change the folders on your desktop to be squares of colors.

4. Invite you friends to a dance party but only play music that is impossible to dance to.

5. Move in to another room in your house.

YOLLO

1. Dog friendly movie theater.

2. Don't txt and drive commercial:
Guy and girl making out while driving. The car is going all over the road.
Title screen:

We know you want to.
Just dont.
Dont txt and drive.

3. Socks with tick tack toe squares on the toes.

4. State fair water gun game except in urinals for your pee.

5. A blog you write only after crazy nights telling what happened. Title of the blog: The Night Before

Hobo Dinner (Travel Tips)

1. Spred re fried beans on a pan. Cook in the over until dried out. Put the dried beans in a bag. Cheap light and healthy travel food. (add hot water or eat the pieces like nuts)

2. Your hungry... but the only food near you is a gas station: Tuna fish, Mac and cheese, Tomato sauce.  Perfect for bike trips. (you will need a travel stove)

3. Burn incense in your car when on a road trip.

4. Chicken + Asparagus + Butter
Wrap all together in to tinfoil. Throw the package in to the fire until cooked. No need for a gril, jsut throw it in the flames (just dont poke a hole in the tinfoil)

5. Car Tent: (hatchbacks + vans)
Buy mosquito netting @ the hardware store. Tuck the net inside the rubber liner that runs along the frame.
Now you can leave the back open for air circulation when sleeping.

Sumarien toads

1. Make a scary movie with no people in it.

2. Instead of t-ping someone's house, fill their yard with tons on bird seeds.

3. Put a sign on your baby that says: please return to ------- .

4. Tattoo fish scales all over ur body.

5. Start brushing your feet after you brush your teeth to weird out the person you live with.

Birthday Party Fun

1. Have a slumber party @ your house for your birthday.

2. Once a year on your birthday play a game of Russian Roulette  with your self to help you remember how vulnerable you really are. 

3. Fill a kiddy pool up in your house in the middle of winter.

4. Wear T-shirt and shorts in the winter for fun.

5. Attach a flat screen TV to the top of your car to show people how rich you really are.

Story writing

1. Tell the first part of a story on a email. Send the email to someone else. They add the next part of the story then send it along. See how far you can go. Make a book of the final product.

2. Eat nerds upside down. See if you can do it with out them falling down your throat.

3. A app that lets you turn off the lights in your house.

4. A app that unlocks your door instead of keys.

5. A app that makes your phone a key for your hotel room so they dont waste those key cards.

School Time

1. Circular class room with rotating teacher podium in the middle.

2. A school that does not make you ask for a hall pass to go to the bathroom.

3. Fun classes on the street for anyone to join. Funded by the city.

4. 1 day mandatory school for adults. when they turn 40.

5. A school that keeps the same teacher the whole time you attend.

Improv

1. 360 degree improv. Audience on all sides.

2. Improv in a busy bar on top of tables.

3. Stand up comedy improv (no written jokes)

4. Improv sandwich shop. Where the workers are always doing improv.

5. A improv group called: Pizza Party! (free pizza at the shows)

5 a day

1. Cigarette that goes out half way so you can save it.

2. Romantic dinner on a city bus.

3. With a giant horse shoe: City horse shoe game using fire hydrants.

4. Rotating baseball field.

5. Indoor inner city campground with fake trees.

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Dance War.

1. When two countries get in to a war, instead of killing each other, pick the best dancer from each country and have a dance off to determine the winner.

2. When eating food: Mash up all the food on your plate then swallow it like a bird.

3. Business cards that say you are a muffin baker instead of your real job (shane d)

4. Make a website that is just pictures of your butt.

5. Sex supplies store in your apartment.

On the way home from the cabin.

1. Cup phone between two moving cars.

2. Throw a full, still wrapped pack of cigarettes out the window while you are on a road trip. On your way back try to find them.

3. Make a cardboard cut out of yourself waving. Set it up on the side of the highway.

4. Write a note to someone you dont know about how badly you want to meet them even though you dont know anything about them. (try not to be too creepy)

5. Try to start using a new word in your vocabulary.

Kleenex Ads

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BLOGGER BLOG BLOGGY BLOG

1. See through glass coffee mug.

2. Project advertisements on the moon.

3. A website where you get paid to watch advertisements.

4. Email a Ebay seller and ask if you can get a discount on the posted price.

5. Make your own brand of Tea by mixing other teas together.

DANCE TRAIN

1. Make a dance train around the city. 

2. Go to the woods. Make a maze of string for people to follow. 

3. Put a tub of gold at the end of a rainbow.

4. Make a movie about getting your eye stuck in a vacuum cleaner.
http://youtu.be/i1kNyz41yzo

5. Dance with your mom.

Dont think LIGHTERS

1. Lighters that look like little mini phones.

2. A lighter company that funds forest fire prevention.

3. Lighters that can make flame from either side.

4. Lighters with a flashlight on the bottom.

5. A lighter that you can refill with alcohol.

Think a bit about some stuff.

1. Candy that changes flavor 3 times.

2. Candy that changes color while you suck it.

3. Candy that makes music when you open it.

4. Have a candy bowl in your house, never let it be empty.

5. Flammable breath candy. 

I am new in town

1. Teach your dog to ride on your bike rack.

2. Watch all the movies on Netflix. Write a review on each on of them.

3. Make a blog full of pictures of different McDonald's around the country.

4. Water drain that makes music when water goes through it.

5. Try to win a contest that you have no chance of winning.

I PHONE APP

1. A I Phone App that located the product your looking for in the grocery store.

2. Make a blog and set it to post 50 years after you think you will die. (set up a automatic ad campaign to go with it)

3. Make a blow up doll of yourself.

4. Prank sand filled gum.

5. Hockey Puck mouse for your computer.

Most people just live at their parents house.

1. Pretend your a warrior today when ur walking around.

2. Stand still in one place for 4 hours at the mall. See if security comes and talks to you.

3. Ice cream stand in the winter.

4. Delivery service that brings MN State Fair food to your house.

5.

BOTH SIDES

1. Commercial for Absolute Vodka :
Camera on the bottle. Characters are sitting around a table playing spin the bottle. Every time the bottle spins the year  and characters change.

2. Build a farm that teaches people how to distil whiskey and grow mushrooms.

3. Walk across the country.

4. Watch Wilfred (The TV show)

5. Think about where one of your friends are and what they are doing. Right now.

Sandwiches

Types of sandwiches that I have not yet heard of:

1. Roast beef and mac and cheese.

2. Sand and Peanut butter.

3. Grilled Chicken Quesadilla and Marinara Sauce panini.

4. Grilled Pear and Alfado Sauce.

5. Blueberry Parmesan with pesto.

POOOOON-TANG

1. Add a extra day to the week.

2. When someone is sick, go clean their house.

3. Make and enter a show in the fringe festival.

4. A play about a bunch of swear words.

5. Re arrange your house every day.

Awesome Ideas

1. Phone bow tie.

2. Trap door to your roof.

3. For a couple living in a house: Take out the upstairs floor for high ceilings with big windows.

4. I Phone lazer disto-meter.

5. Create another month.

Normal Atire

1. Walk to and from work everyday. Bring many balloons and sell them as you walk. A easy way to have 2 jobs.

2. Get a fish and name him Friend.

3. Post one picture of your baby everyday until they are enough to do it them selves.

4. Make up a board game that is about police vrs gangs.

5. Apocalypse training school.

Fish flavor

1. 1 day a month where you and your friends do nice things for people with out them knowing who it was.

2. City funded dance party in the middle of the highway.

3. Put a trap out front of your friends house. Catch them in it.

4. I phone with real taser app.

5. Sel all your stuff and buy property.

Food Junkies

1. When selling drugs, bring frozen soup along for a extra bonus.

2. 1 day a month where you and some friends do nice things for random people with out them ever knowing who it was.

3. Make soup then put it in to freezer dried packs to keep it until your ready to eat.

4. Find a junk yard that will let us blow up broken cars... tell me their number.

5. Watch a movie about wolves tonight.

Do you have the time... to listen to my ideas...about everything and nothing all at once.

1. Bus transfer stash area under bus benches.

2. Video projector that projects on to the back of semi trucks for long distance drives.

3. Ambush party. (Hide in the woods with a few cases of beer and some drugs and party hats, when some one walks by force them to party with u)

4. When your girl is watching a movie and your baby is asleep and she is listening to the baby on the baby monitor, go to the monitor that omits sound to her and tell her you love her.

5. A brand called: 4 - Lovers

Trevor

1. Candy in your desk for people when your working with them

2. Make a tour service called Just Trust Us

3. Hide money in a cigarette box and burry it in the snow for your friend to find.

4. Make your life goal to slow dance with the president.

5. Buy a new bag of socks today because all your socks are dirty and you dont have that many good ones any way.

Blow Up Job

1. Communal microwaves on busses and Trains.

2. Head phones shapes like a house phone receiver.

3. Pancakes with sliced up bacon in it.

4. Ask a random person If the want to box.

5. Come to our improv show next week @ Huge Theater.

it was ok...

1. Send mixed singles to someone for fun.

2. Get 2000 dollars then make a movie about being really nice to people by buying them something that would make them happy or doing something really nice for them.

3. Walk to the ocean when u turn 50

4.  Buy Mac computers then add a new logo and sell them as a different brand.

5. Houses made out of empty crushed beer cans.

Im tired

1. Learn InDesign

2. Bring two babies with you when you go bowling with your friends. Play hot potato with the babys as u switch turns bowling.

3. Send your hair to a random address.

4. Website that tries to guess future events.

5. Ride a horse to work.

Send me money

1. Sleep in a coffin.

2. Spend all your money and re start everything.

3. Send notes to people using pigeons.

4. Seeing eye squirrels.

5. Mashed potatoes with raspberries.

Yog - Art

http://rejectedyogurt.tumblr.com/
five ideas a day

My fingers are crossed.

1. Sushi for breakfast.

2. Set up mirrors in your house so you only need to turn on one light to light the whole house.

3. Fluorescent colored toilets.

4. Underground highways in MN so you don't need to plow.

5. Heat pads for your windshield. No more scraping the ice in the morning.

Keep it clean

1. Clean your bike if you ride it in the winter.

2. Car tires made out of ice.

3. Study Lyme's Disease. If you can learn enough you will make TONS of money because no one knows how to treat it correctly.

4. Write a story about your life, take out every piece of the story that is not awesome. It may be incoherent without the boring words but it will sound cool.

5. Print a bunch of fake contracts and put them on your desk so you look more important.

Im sick

1. Smoke machine under a door while someone sleeps...

2. Replace the words of Coca Cola to say Consume.

3. When signing a contract, take a picture of the signed contract in a way where not all the words are visible. Send the contract in like that as to not have actually signed anything coherent.

4. Call the president every day until he answers.

5. Keep all the paper and shoe boxes you can find. Use them for art.

This should count for 5....

A whirl wind of emotions swept through me like a heavy gust piercing a polar fleece coat.

"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?" She shouted in to the phone.

Nothing I said could make up for what i had done... she knew it; and she was going to squeeze every last drop of guilt out of my plump little body.

"Ahhh... the post office?" I said repeating the words in me head and biting my lip in regret.

"CANT YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT!, IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY!"

oh ya.. it Sunday.

I had to hurry. I needed to get clean water, I knew it wouldn't be long until Hairy would die, but the reception was so bad here. One foul step and i would loose her.

Silence on the other end... "Laura?.." I said

no answer...

"Shit!" I said.

 I ran to the faucet and filled the bowl with water and took the chemical from my pocket and read the back. 'Add two drops then let sit for 1 hour' It said.

"FUCK!" and then the phone started to ring again.

"Hello"

"Hello you stupid little fuck."

"...I love you?"

"ITS OUR GOD DAMN ANNIVERSARY, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES!" She screamed.

I slammed the car door and peeled out of the drive way.

"I'm coming baby.. I'll be there in... an hour"

silence...

"Baby?"

Nothing.


I turned the corner and pulled in to the restaurant parking lot and slammed on the breaks. Dust surrounded the car making me invisible to the outside world. 

I sat protected by my wall of dust and i hear a happy little dinging sound.... am i going crazy?
But then I realized: it was a text message.

It said: '10 MINUTES BITCH'

OK. Fuck Hairy, if he dies that's his problem. 
I pop the trunk and walk around the the back of the car.
I hold the water in a bag up to the street light and study it for a second...
I seams pretty good, but then again I dont know what the different PH levels look like.

I unwrap the blanket, and pull Hairy out.
He's still alive.
I untie the top of the bag and dump him in to the small tank of water.
All i can hear is my heart beating... 3 minutes.

I watch him swim around intently waiting for him to come belly up, but he didn't.

"YESS!"

I yell loud enough for the whole parking to to hear.
I sprint to the front doors, past the hosts and frantically look for her sitting alone at one of the tables....

2 minutes.

I scan the room on more time... and then, I see her.
I straighten my tie and walk up slowly.

Happy anniversary baby, i got you a fish, his name is Hairy.

Tie a Go Pro to a balloon.

1. Print out a outline of the US map with all the state borders. Print out the same map but fill all the States in with different colors. Cut out the states on the colored map. Glue the cut out of the states you have been too on the map outline.

2. Rain gutter art on sky scrapers. 

3.

- Tie a Go Pro Video Camera to a weather balloon.

-Create a user name for YouTube. 

-Put a note on the Go Pro that says: "Upload to youtube: User Name + Password"

-Glue the note on to the side of the Go Pro

-Push record on the camera. 

-Send it off.

4. Get sick every week for a year. 

5. An action movie trailer for a movie about the Underground Raw Milk trade. 

Your wife told me I was cute...

1. Fill a refrigerated truck with snow. Drive the truck to New Orleans and drop the snow in the street.

2. Same concept as bait cars for people to steal: Bait police with black and hispanic drivers with no reason to be arrested. If they are arrested the police are caught and fired for discrimination.

3. Comic book starring you! About what you wish you were doing everyday.

4. If someone asks you to talk at an event: as a joke tell them youl do it but you dont want the press there.

5. If your late: "Sorry I'm  late, your wife had some unusual requests.

Happy Birthday Andrew!

1. Wish Andrew Siess a Happy Birthday! (He is running around the world and it is his birthday today)
Send him some love !
www.facebook.com/andrewsiess or
siessssssss@gmail.com

2. Advertisement for Red Mill: Shows a picture of all their products with a tag line underneath that says: The Periodic Table of Food.

3. Sleep on the floor of your office.

4. Start paying your friends for the ideas they give you.

5. Put cake in a big Tupperware, bring it over to your friend and say: "Eat this".

Mega Treva

‎1. Instagram two birds with one stone by posting pics of your cat’s food. Get creative with it.

2. Put on a mask and follow the traffic cop in your neighborhood, erasing the chalk marks they denote on tires. Leave your calling card on the windshield of every vehicle you rescue from a parking ticket.

3. Reorganize the end of the alphabet to put “W” after “U”. It makes no sense that they stuck a V between both of the U letters.

4. A bakery that sells blemished, slightly asymmetrical pies which you could then claim were homemade.

5. A foot pedal operated toilet seat that lifts in the same fashion as the trash can in your kitchen. Completely hands free and no more leaving the toilet seat up!

We have no idea what we are doing.

1. Bring a hot dish of food to class for your classmates to eat.

2. Borrow you friends dog.

3. Un relentlessly try to teach your name to your friends baby who is learning to talk.

4. Make a crazy water fall system with half cut PBC pipes for when it rains.

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5.

Ideas in your Mind

1. 

Commercial idea...

Scene 1 couple running from 2/3 zombies head into store.

Scene 2 shot of condiment isle with them running down it still being chased by zombies.

Scene 3 cut to close up of one zombies face with a look of recognition or a fond memory in its eye.

Scene 4 shot of same zombie now with a bottle of tabasco in each hand.

Cut to black with tag line saying "spice up your next meal".
(written by Swn)

2. Tobasco 

Baby crying: title says too hot. TABASCO

3. Two astronauts in space having a fire using Tabasco as the fuel

4. Picture of a riot with a guy throwing a giant bottle of tabaso with a flaming cloth in the top.

5. Tobasco underwear. 

Ain't Shit (forgot yesterday but i didn't forget)

1. http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0http://youtu.be/ckfBGdZoR_0

2. Dance with your teddy bear.

3. Make a dance for you and your friends to do at the bar.

4. Bring hot coffee to the corner of the street to give to people.

5. Candy Cane Table.


LAST NIGHT:

1. Give a random guy a ride home

2. Say yes to everyone, organic growth will happen with some of them.

3. Styrofoam pop cans.

4. Rap Theater.

5. Smoke weed with your neighbor.

Uhhhh

1. Make soap.
2. eat soap. 
4. kill the pope.
5. read books by Kurt Vonnegut
6. Listen to music by Kurt Cobain

Movie Ideas

1.  A movie where 2 people are in jail, a girl and a guy. The jail is very scary and is obviously a place no one would want to be. The two people in jail are weirdly super happy. They are playing games and interested in everything. They are acting like happy children. They are let out of jail and dont even seem to mind.

2.  A movie where the main character can do anything  he wants with his mind. A car cuts him off.... it blows up. A teacher is condescending ... teacher poops his pants.

3. Movie where house talks to people walking by.

4. Humane Society commercial:
Girl walks in to the store, everything is normal. The girl starts looking at cats. She makes eye contact with one cat. Music starts playing. CUT TO montage of girl and cat in a field running + girl and cat on roller coaster, girl in cat eating malts at a malt shop. These shots are over emphasized and exaggerated. Cut back to humane society and she buys cat.

5. Extreme weather cooking show on a boat in the middle of a lake.

Imply

1. Dress up like the devil and go to church.

2. Attach one end of a very skinny wire to a hovering helicopter that is above the clouds.   The other end would attach to your harness to make it look like you can fly.

3. Get a daily pill dispenser with the days of the week on them. Fill it with Vitamins.

4. Tandem Bike with both seats facing in.

5. Imply that someone is mad by saying: "im sorry I made you mad?"

Ignore me.

1. Ignore your friend for a while.

2. Make a movie of a baby dancing with teddy bears.

3. Dumpster dive contest. See who can find the coolest stuff.

4. Make a deal to call your friend @ 3:44 am. See if they answer.

5. Cheese smoothy.

3 days of ideas.

1. Make a movie of you doing relatively boring things. Make it exciting with editing.

2. Make a group on FB for people to help each other with school projects.

3. Tattoo a little blue circle around your belly button.

4. A store that sells weird flavors of soup. Flavors include: Jack Daniel's, Pizza, Ice cream, cheesy boy friend.

5. Get a grant to make a movie then spend all the money you got to have a party for your friends.

Yesterday:

1. Make a project that your do every day no exceptions.

2. Email or FB everyone you meet telling them you enjoyed meeting them.

3. Take a picture of your office everyday.

4. Make a playlist everyday and advertise it as a radio station.

5. Rent out the whole top floor of a apartment building. Turn it in to a hostel.

Two Days ago:

1. Make a weekly work day at your office or apartment that anyone can come too.

2. Switch phones with your friend for a week.

3. Walk 10 miles and ask everyone you see if you can take their picture.

4. In the middle of class get up and run out.

5. A blog of just rejected yogurt flavors: http://rejectedyogurt.tumblr.com