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10/24/14

Free Food

1. Mealsurfing.com free dinners around town. 

2. Yard signs that say 'free food' when you have left overs you don't want. 

3. A service that takes excess food restaurants to farms to feed pigs. 

4. Law forcing grocery stores to use seperate dumpster system for food that's still okay.

5. Law forbidding locks on commercial dumpsters.

10/22/14

A broken heart -

1. Cool thing to say if someone's tells you are the same as everyone else: 
"I am just the same as those who would choose to follow if I left."

2. Drug dog for shady drug dealers to find and steal drugs with.

3. Candy called ' Dog Food '

4. Brightly colored oatmeal that tastes like fruity pebbles.

5. Tattoo a Clapboard on your pointer finger + your thumb.


10/20/14

Finding Andrew #1

1. Find Andrew in Mongolia



2. Stamp sole shoes - Ink em up to leave your mark

3. Rubber tack boards

4. Ocean water sold in bottles for alternative remedies.

5. Smoke filled (mini smoke machine inside) translucent bike frame.

Gravebook.com

1. American flag on the roof of your car. (last clip of video)

2. Interstate Opposite Day where u drive on the wrong side of the road. 

3. Interstate bike highway. 

4. Gravebook.com 
Where ur FB profile moves when you die. 

5. QR codes on graves to access your Gravebook page. *

PMFR*

10/19/14

Collective Candy

1. DIY crafts: make something at home with random items you find around.




2. pipe cleaners, napkins, doilies, you name it. See what you come up with. Or try something you find on Pinterest.

3. Go to an amusement park or water park. Most cities have them, and if you live in a bustling metropolis, this is a great way to relax and escape, alone or with someone else.

4. Go to a new type of bar or restaurant, preferably one with a cool theme. Try a place like Washington DC’s Boardroom, where patrons can have a pint and play a game at the same time.

5. Take a day trip, or an overnight trip. Find a cool area that’s a bit of a ways, but not too far, from where you live. Check out their sites. Stay in a bed and breakfast.

ideas by - Jenna link to her page 

10/18/14

Something New -

1. Cook something new. Pick an ingredient or food you’ve never tried, and work with it. See what you can create.



2. Try to sit down and write. Whether or not creative writing comes naturally to you, journaling, or just writing down thoughts and feelings, can be a great way to decompress and even have some fun.

3. Do something out of your comfort zone. Zip line, bungeejump, go to dinner alone, whatever it is, try something you’ve been afraid to try. You’ll grow a lot from the experience.

4. Camp out in your backyard. Not exactly roughing it, but a wonderful way to spend quality time with your family.

5 And finally, do something nice for someone else. Write a letter to grandma, buy a significant other some flowers, or help a friend move. It’s the little gestures that count most in the end, and nothing feels better and is more fun than giving back.

Ideas by: david 583 link to his page

10/17/14

Rodent Weapons

1. Pay professional actors to say nonsensical things on video. 


2. Rodent weapons. Let loose six-hundred thousand rats in a city you wish to destroy.

3. Crude and rude word for vagina: Penis Glove

4. Put doll arms in front of the camera on a drone so it looks like you are seeing through super mans eyes.

5. Foot straps on top of car to stand in to ride like snowboard while friend drives.

10/16/14

Inventions

1. Stop sign lamp.
















2. A website that organizes and displays video footage of mundane things

3. Chia pet bike

4. plastic surgery skin pocket

5. Drug dog for shady drug dealers to find and steal drugs with.

10/14/14

2055 - The Year of the Blog

1. Sit on your back with your feet in the air. Pretend you are tip toeing on stars across the night sky.



2. Song concept: there is so much left to explore

3. Cat and dog harnesses that have a cowboy doll that sits on their back.

4. All Night movie night.

5. Make a blog that is scheduled to post every day in the year 2055.

10/13/14

Star candy

1. Send all the shirts u make to thrift stores in the middle of no where

2. Blueberry hint tobacco


3. A radio station juke box publicly fueled by txt. 

4. Put ground Star Annise in your joints. 

5. Simulatedhappiness.com A website that litterally makes you feel happy when you go to it. 

10/12/14

Translucent

1. Translucent bathtub.




2. A t shirt covered in pockets.

3. House deck made on top of a massive fish tank. Deck floor is see through and lights illuminate the water below your feet. 

4. A robot that draws the story people tell it.

5. Edible garden on roof, water is pumped from tank below (inside deck) water drips off roof along vines back in water to help feed fish.

10/10/14

Don't Believe the Hype...

1....


2. Candied wood chews to clean teeth.

3. Fact checker - I phone app for people who always tell untrue facts.

4. Little Cesar's promotional disk sleds that look like pizzas.

5. City maintenance hashtags to alert city of things in need of attention. 


10/9/14

C O - E D

1. Co Ed Bathrooms



2. Lighters with secret compartments inside for drugs.


3. Have a race to see who can digest something faster.


4. Time Lapse video of a party in the mountains.


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5. Use a Trail Cam to film yourself sleep to see how much you move



10/8/14

Andrews misfortune

1.
A picture of when Andrews boat sunk in the ocean. 

2. Photo bomb pictures dressed as Waldo. 

3. Go to a football game dressed as Waldo stand near the players but a bit hidden. 

4. Delivery service to moving cars. 

5. 1 year recklace pass from government allowing a year period of no consequences. 

10/7/14

And we're back...

Business cards that wrap from side one to side 2 to read correctly 

Gum with smoke inside 

Motion.tv Internet TV video station of motion captured all over the world. 

Tow a car to transport drugs in not your car 

Name for dog: Malachi 

8/3/14

Chair Race

1. Rolling chair races.

2. Car to go for road trips

3. Ocean flavored taffy

4. City wide free beer coins.

5. A city street made out of rollers like those weird slides at parks.

7/30/14

CAT APP

1. Heavy shoes - For fat people.  

2. Robotic legs to attach to cat. Activate when they run away.

3.  Find my cat app

4. Very strong magnets above your bed to freak people out like you might be a robot or something...

5. Fish and water inside hollow see-through cat collar.


7/29/14

Clear Skin

1. Plastic surgery clear skin on your tummy so you can see the insides of your body.

2. Camera batteries that change color when have no battery.

3. A city wide game of telephone. Played on real telephones. Moderated by police.

4. Bullets that release a chemical to melt the body in to nothing after shot. Evidence shredder.

5. Colorful bread for toast.


7/14/14

Old and cool - The Ocean Doesn't Eat candy

1. Put enough red food coloring in the ocean to make it red. 

2. Put red food coloring in the fountain at the mall. 

3. Sew clothing that your house can wear. 

4. Mattresses with dirt inside of them for cheaper more eco friendly beds. 

5. Vine man. A service that somehow puts live vines on your new house making it look like it is really cold and cool. 

7/13/14

Yearly Update

1. Camera Tripod Done that just levitates at the hight a tripod would hold the camera.

2. Hot tub shoe that holds hot water in it while you walk.

3. Tell people you will flash them for 10 $ any time.

4. Usb drives on your phone.

5. Send out a yearly update about your life on FB.

http://youtu.be/LM3AIZYLjOY (national bike polo championship 2014)

7/12/14

Wombat Cave - Bike Polo

1. Sleds with wheels for people in California to enjoy the joys of sledding with.

2. Bike add on that makes your wheels smooth like skies so you can ski down big hills with snow on them.

3.Transport weed in your bike tubes.

4. Ask to arm wrestle a cop.

5. Factory Setting (name for a band)




7/9/14

Ship King

1. A company you pay a subscription service to that makes sure you get all your online deliveries in 1 day.

2. Netflix movie theaters.

3. Movie theater on a boat.

4. Petting zoo on a boat.

5. Barge farm. A big farm with plants and animals all on a barge that moves to the best climate at different times in the year.

7/8/14

Good Morning America!!!

1. A Zoo that travels on a boat to countries that do not have enough money to have a zoo.

2. Make up prank that burns the users skin bright blue.

3. An App for your I Phone that beeps out the swearwords when you talk.

4. Force a product recall on a completely useless product because it is just wasteful.

5. Glass sidewalks that show what is in the sewers for people to learn what is entailed with our incredible civilization.

7/7/14

Porn Art

1. A shirt with a picture of a bike + the St. Paul Capital. Bike Capital.

2. Computer mouse that smokes and lights up when you watch adult entertainment.

3. A opensource porn website that funds a non profit.

4. Porn art websites.

5. Cars that have holes in the bottom to escape out of.

7/6/14

Panther party

1. Invite 100 cats to your birthday party.

2. Send fake body parts to clients telling them you would give them your toes for a job. 

3. Trashytv.com - re runs of trashy tv shows on YouTube

4. Cup cakes with holes through the middle for a intimate present. 

5.  Check this bunch of nonsense out: 

http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/nice-ride-musical-promotes-awesome-public-service 

7/4/14

Raisons

1. Raisons with chocolate inside.

2. Logs for camp fires that make the smoke taste good.

3. logs for campfires that make the smoke smell like Britney Spears Perfume.

4. Check out www.idea5actory.com

5. A car that has a water dispenser in the dashboard.

7/3/14

Puzzel Picture

1. Do it yourself art kits with instructions on how and what to draw.

2. Paint by number cars for cheaper non painted edition.

3. Water filled seats in cars. Water can changes temp to regulate comfort.

4. Hockey size money.

5. A band called patent pending.

7/2/14

Paper Boat

1. Paper Boats with little mini real machine guns to surprise attack enemies.

2. Drive really far away, drop your friend off at a airport and race home.

3. Sell sticker packs for a living.

4. 5 ideas a day in the newspapers.

5. Candy that tastes like and ash tray.

7/1/14

Ittsi Bittsi

1. Pet spiders in a jar for sale.

2. Tape that has a story written on it as you un roll it over time.

3. Cigs that spark like sparklers

4. America day (2 days after the Forth of July)

5. Make-up kits that contain the brands specific celebrities use.

6/30/14

Road Smash

1. Hotels that are in semi trucks so you can sleep while you drive.

2. A system for delivering food to people driving on the highway.

3. Free party favor bags @ rest stops before you exit the state of MN.

4. Notebooks that erase writing like an etch a sketch.

5. Do graffiti on moving vehicles from another moving vehicle.

6/29/14

The musical.

1. Condos on trains. 

2. Barns and noble living room area with tv, leather chairs and cigars.

3. Unlikely Camp permit pass for state parks. 

4. Corn flavored gum.

5. www.niceridethemusical.com 


6/28/14

Fantastic hair

1. Emergancy call buttons on all dumpsters. 

2. Parks that are created to let homeless people to sleep in. 

3. Free candy at rest stops in MN to be sweeter than the rest of the states.

4. Boat docks that retract to shore. 

5. Mission impossible music that plays while you go through the drive through. 

Warner

1. Rain drums. Little drums to put in your yard to let the rain play different noises on. 

2. Underwater graffiti. 

3. State mandated North Dakota state wide Christmas carol sing along 

4. Water slide public transportation

5. Apple sauce lube. 

6/26/14

Project Cart

1. Utility ropes made out of editable fabric.

2. Secret food storage inside car motors incase you break down far from home.

3. Drains in the bottom of cars so you can use a hose to clean them.

4.  Mini cookies to put on top of cakes. Each cookie is shaped like a different letter. Store supplies full alphabet to spell your message.

5. A grocery store that charges your credit card automatically when you place the product in the cart.

6/25/14

Day Off

1. Nut grinder to make peanut butter @ home.

2. Pens that have a hiding place for little notes.

3. Pay actors to dress up and act like zombies all over the country for a monumental scare!

4. Automatic cross bow and arrow.

5. Electric smeller device to detect aromas you cannot.

6/24/14

And I'm Back...

1. Take a break from your important hobby for a few months.

2. A tube that goes outside to breath through for fresh air.

3. A pill that changes the color of hair your body grows.

4. Clothes for cars.

5. Transparent seat belt straps.

6/6/14

Sand Tastic

1. Houses that are built above streets on stilts.

2. A desk with fossilized grasshoppers inside the clear upward facing part.

3. Busses that make music like the ice cream truck.

4. Public puke buckets in college campus areas.

5. Sand Sale. Sell bags of sand from different places in the world.


6/5/14

Working Backwards

1. Full size cars that fold into a bike size box.

2. A barge boat art show. Art exhibit that travels the world.

3. Police dogs that patrol with no help from human police.

4. Bow tie flask.

5. Hollow bones to transport drugs.



5/22/14

He digs it.

1. Blow torch flame that comes out of handle bars when you squeeze the breaks.

2. Grow succulents in the cork at the end of your handle bars.

3. Chea pet bike.

4. Garden bike with garden on the back rack

5. Bikes that come with speak system like cars.

5/21/14

Speedy Delivery

1. A game to play with kids: 'Speedy Delivery'.  Rules: speedily bring any requested item to requester.

2. Fake sharp knifes for children.

3. Lighters designed to be easy to use for children.

4. A art piece that is a cigarette pack that is obviously marketed towards children.

5. Throat swards that retract for children.

5/17/14

Ranger Wars

1. A movie about park rangers that get in to a war with another parks ranger force.

2. A movie about the east coast and west coast of the US starting a civil war.

3. A movie about a poop that makes his way to the toilet.

4. Tooth paste that doubles as breakfast.

5. Paste that tans your teeth.

5/16/14

Full size

1. Outdoor office

2. Breakfast sushi.

3. Glass wheels for bikes.

4. Air vending machine

5. Full size house made of pancakes

5/9/14

Frizzzbee

1. Blanket fridge for hot days.

2. Long exposure light photography with glow in the dark Frisbees.

3. Breakfast service. People come in to your house to make you coffee and food every morning.

4. Real Estate lottery, Buy a ticket for 100,000. See what house you get.

5. Floating Camera                              

5/7/14

Drone Tag

1. Water filled coat.

2. E-Cig/ Pen combo

3. A experiment that can measure creative out put.

4. Printable weapons on 3D printer.

5. World wide game of Drone Tag.

5/4/14

Music Time

1. Surgery that makes your body in to secret speakers with a AUX output on your elbow.

2. Tooth pick that can re sharpen itself.

3. Tooth brush with tooth past inside handle like those soap/ sponge things.

4. Wolf day. Where the zoo lets 40 wild wolves out in to the city.

5. Store that sells the option to be a licensed wizard.

5/3/14

Five More

1. Bike with camp stove built in.

2. Bike frame piggy bank.

3. Bike race through mall of america

4. Work out equipment in your shower.

5. A furnace that is powered by human shit.

5/2/14

Pigeon Weapon

1. Strap Bomb to carrier pigeon.

2. Make a pancake float @ may day.

3. Teach your dog to sit on a stool.

4. Rolling paper that tastes like asian food.

5. Neon color dyed weed.  

5/1/14

Doggy Rain Coat

1. Popcorn flavored with orange.

2. Hole punch for cheese to get size to stuff olives.

3. Blue Lemons.

4. Work day at your house.

5. Dog rain coats.

4/30/14

Juice

1. A computer that dispenses calming drugs when it is not working correctly.

2. Pre bottled melted butter mixed with cinnamon and sugar.

3. Free yoga center.

4. Industrial water heaters for all houses in neighborhood.

5. Juice pipe line.

4/29/14

Rob KS

1.  hummus flavored with white wine

2.  stage a protest of bad movies until and good movie comes out and then break the strike to go see that movie

3.  a pill you drop in a dog dish that helps the dog hydrate

4.  cook a chicken legs and preserve it in a jar of honey

5.  teach your dog to eat cheeseburgers like a gentleman

4/28/14

Rob KS

1.  yoga room that smells powerfully of fresh basil

2.  water your plants daily with a spray bottle

3.  dye your ketchup black with squid ink

4.  refer to all the guys you know as "cat" and all the women you know as "dawg"

5.  brainstorm all the synonyms for "goofy" and see if you can think of more than merriam websters.  if you can, don't forget to brag about it

4/27/14

Robks.com

1.  Pepsi flavored doritos


2.  compost shoot out your apartment window into a bin that gets picked up every week

3.  bed sheet sized post-it

4.  instructional manual on how to write well that you have to write your self

5.  make a hand written copy of every expense you incur for one month

4/22/14

Boat Toast

1. Ice cubes with little pickles in them.

2. Hair extension brand called Medusas Stone.

3. A checkers game that has little smiley faces for pieces.

4. Tightropes from sky scraper to sky scraper for daring people to go to meetings.

5. Add a word to the dictionary. Make it a life long goal.

Popcorn Path

1. Turn something you love in to an addiction that can be used as self depreciation.

2. Make everything around you stop in mid motion to see what it looks like when it is still.

3. Review the past often but always keep going.

4. Push in a direction that is most inline with your view of the world.

5. Take in to account the wisdom of others.

4/21/14

Crate Fort

1. Heat/ water proof speakers for saunas.

2. Extendable laundry poles for apt windows.

3. Milk crate fort.

4. Rubber topped desk for computer mouse.

5. GPS chips implanted in hikers.

4/19/14

Dance captain

1. Water filled couch. 

2. Shower rug that is living moss. 

3. Thick bike tire that is also the tube.  

4. N64 remake that comes with all the games on it. 

 5. Zip off shorts that you can buy different length extensions for. 

4/17/14

Rope candy

1. A generator that is placed in your throat to generate energy from your breath that charges your phone.

2. Myna bird to answer the phones for corporations because they would do another job.

3. Clementines that are small are even smaller called poppers/

4. A electric book that highlights the portion that you are currently reading.

5. Packs of hand roller cigarettes.

4/2/14

Smiledeas

1. Edible remote control sea plane made out of tacos with hot dogs for landing gear.

2. Paint that makes your wall a white board.

3. Exploding condoms... uhh ohhh!

4. Water balloons filled with wine.

5. DIY scientific study about what happens to semen over time after it leaves the body.


4/1/14

April Fools!


1. Make a fake post on Craigslist offering 54 free goats with your friends number

2. Put googly eyes on all the food in the fridge.

3. Order a pizza for your roommate before you get home. Ask him to get it from the door. Wait at the door for the pizza guy to come without him knowing. Convince him to let you put a pair of panties on top of the pizza. Let the delivery guy deliver the pizza to your friend.

4. Glue peoples shoes to the shoe matt.

5. Replace peoples laundry with a thanksgiving dinner before they switch the load.

3/31/14

Boing

1. Make a million rap videos with photobooth on ur computer.

2. Tattoos that fade after 3 years.

3. Napkins that suck the muck off you.

4. Hot sauce mixed with jam. 

5. Dirt flavored drinks. 

3/30/14

Ant beard

1. Cover face in honey, where your beard should be. Add many ants. Go buy something from a gas station nonchalantly with your ant beard. 

2. Hanging bed with pully to a just hight. 

3. Hot tub in the back seat of your car. 

4. Floating hooka for pool use. 

5. Graffiti a helicopter landing circle in the middle of the highway. 

3/29/14

Dog Park Tunnel

1. A farm that grows only all the ingredients used in pizza.

2. Dog Park Tunnel. A tunnel through the neighborhood for dogs to walk them selves.

3. Shirts that can rearrange themselves in to pants.

4. Permanent marker that changes colors over time.

5. Flavored fake thumb nails for avid thumb suckers.

3/25/14

MySpace

1. Window clings that look like a person is looking out.

2. Computers that have emotions and don't work properly some days.

3. A movie about a robot Buddha reincarnating as a Robot.

4. Fish Sauce candy.

5. Myspace five ideas a day page.

3/24/14

Doggy Dates

1. A table that has an invisible electric border around it so nothing can fall off.

2. Websites that look and claim to be from another planet.

3. Aquarium floors.

4. Doggydates.com where your dog can find a buddy based on their interests (like ok cupid)

5. Warming keypads for cold days.

3/23/14

Boost Likes

1. Boost your facebook page likes by paying facebook.

2. Boost your likes for cheaper than by paying facebook by going to https://boostlikes.com.

3. Convince your friends to like your FB page by going to their house and leaving a note on their door.

4. Trade linkage for your blog with another blogger.

5. Make a blog that claims to be written only by fish and dolphins.

3/22/14

Wart Juice

1. Cut off peoples warts then grind them in to a nasty drink to cure warts.

2. Grasshopper Muscle Juice. Dry then grind up grass hoppers to make get a bunch of protein in one drink.

3. Put a trail cam on your front door to get a picture of everyone who has ever been to your house.

4. Live streaming cam in your living room. Write WARNING HIDDEN CAMERA on the wall.

5. Stand 1 mile in front of a police speed trap with a sign that says 'Speed Trap Ahead."

3/21/14

More Captain

1. Rent a car. Pick people up from the bus stop bring them where they need to go.

2. Bike wheel/ fish tank.

3. Nice Ride movie night while biking.

4. Feather clothing.

5. Paper made from plastic to be water proof.

3/19/14

PMFR

1. Organic Edible Insect Farming (Sell grasshoppers to co-ops)

2. Spherical In-kitchen Edible Micro-Biomes with edible moss, fungus, and uniramians

3. Bill that requires all outdoor lights in city must be on a <20 areas="" be="" city="" etc="" in="" light="" lit="" minute="" motion-detector="" movement="" of="" only="" pollution="" recent="" reducing="" span="" streets="" would="">

4. Work a spaceport loading spacecraft and get interplanetary non-rev seats

5. USA-Euro-Chinese-Russian space alliance, communal effort on 2020 ISS replacement low Earth orbit spacestation project + manned Mars/moons of Saturn missions

By PMFR

3/18/14

Post Party


1. Mac & Cheese Omelettes

2. Tea Party Bubble Bath

3. Clothes and Costumes made from candy

4. Color dye for the whites of your eyes

5. A tube from cat’s butts to dog’s mouth

3/17/14

Mr PR

1. Special battle zones on the side of the highway where angry drivers can safely pull over and violently settle disputes.

2. Specially colored light on tops of cars that indicates you'd like to pull over immediately for battle.

3. Genetically engineered homegrown edible mosses. Everyone wants to eat moss, we just need to invent some tasty edible strains.

4. Automatic nacho feeding machine with head harness and throttle.

5. Supplement that counteracts anti-diuretic hormone suppression in alcohol (so you don't have to pee constantly while drunk)/supplement that counteracts marijuana induced memory-loss

3/16/14

THE OCEAN IS IMPORTANT.

1. Ocean stock. Invest in the ocean because it is really super valuable.

2. A realtime statistic website that shows how many fish and animals are still alive in the ocean.

3. Ocean day (national holiday)

4. A group of people that kill other people that mess up the environment.

5. Make a house that can float safely in the ocean for ever.


3/15/14

Toe removal.

1. Watermelon hat.

2.  Get a creditcard and use the money to start a company.

3. Go to another country with your mad video skills. Film a video. Send it to the viral gods.

4, Hairbrush that applies sexy vitamins to your hair.

5. Lazar toe removal.

3/14/14

Big Buck

1. Big tape.

2. Phone chargers that can have ALL the phone connectors attached.

3. Phones that can plug in to your oven to program correct time for meal desired.

4. Moist Mugs. Coffee mugs that absorb just a bit of coffee to make the outside moist to the touch.

5. Plastic t-shirts for rain.

3/13/14

Garlic Lotion

1. Lighters that can recognize correct user.

2. Cool thing to say: “Life is like a box of mushrooms”

3. Shadow puppet presentations all around the city

4. Hats with heaters in them.

5. Roasted Garlic Lotion.

3/12/14

CRACK CITY

1. T.V. series called Crack City.

2. Pilot Episode: Crackhead Ob-dee Jenkins deals rock with his girlfriend Nona in an alley from the crack-couch.

3. Season Premier: Ob-dee makes a moat around the crack-couch to protect the family business.

4. Episode 2: A rival gang sneaks in at night and infests the crack-couch with fleas.

5. Season Finale: A war between gangs ensues. Nona overdoses, and Ob-dee discovers that they are siblings.

If this post gets 50 likes we will make and release this T.V. series within 1 week.

3/11/14

Magnets and Boots

1. Magnetic levitation bobsled/ luge course.

2. Weekly community meal for Ideation

3. Electro magnetic elevator

4. Compile a silly hat collection


5. eWeekly community meal (recipe and skype session for virtual dinners)

3/10/14

Summer Retreat

1. Macaroni popsicles

2. Boots that tie themselves


3. Pants that change colors

4. Mini Trampoline for pistachio shells into garbage receptical

5. Make a video about Andrew Siess running from Alaska to get to the Idea Factory Summer Retreat.

3/9/14

Big Tower

1. Hide all your ideas inside your mind and don't let anyone hear them.

2. Write all the ideas you have down on a piece of paper. Lock them in a vault.

3. Dry erase markers that are permanent unless you use a special spray.

4. Window clings that say TRASH DISPOSAL with a arrow pointed down.

5. Refrigerator that organizes itself with a conveyer belt system.  

3/8/14

Jellybean

1. Cleaning day. Everyone cleans one of their friends houses. and leaves their own home for someone else to clean.

2. Sharpies that have a slight curve to them for a hand hold.

3. Wolf Flavor Coffee

4. Explore the City with a camera. Make a list of the places you took a picture. Come back in 5 months and take the pictures again from the same place.

5. Jack's magic beans. Jellybean brand.

3/7/14

Bringin home the bacon.

1. Pay someone for something in bacon.

2. Gingerbread houses except instead of ginger bread it is made out of bacon.

3. Bacon app where you push a button while in bed and it starts cooking bacon in the kitchen for when u finally get up.

4. A shirt with a picture of bacon on it.

5. National Bacon Day.

3/6/14

Pissin in the wind.

1. A street in the city that is only for females.

2. Lighters with different color flame.

3. Candy shop for adults. Cigarettes, knifes... The shop name is 'The Candy Shop'

4. A boat that is a free mobile hospital.

5. Secret passage ways under ground for police and city workers.

3/5/14

Floating Zoo

1. Floating zoo

2. Necklaces that give amazing neck rubs

3. Restaurant that serves the one best dish from each culture in the world.

4. Contacts that constantly shift colors

5. Golden eagles trained to break up domestic disputes

3/4/14

Girl Scout Cookies

1. Flavored prescription glasses

2. Girl Scout cookie ice cream sandwiches

3. Google contacts

4. Edible coffee mugs (made of slowly dissolving sugar)

5. Composting toilet with pneumatic tube to herb garden

3/3/14

MORE MATT

1. Bike-mounted plows/snow blowers

2. Flavored hair spray

3. Re-usable newspapers: wax paper, rolling paper, paper towels

4. A tube from your mouth to hands/feet to keep them warm with your breath

5. Tea roulette, one secret terrible tea bag per box

3/2/14

Clogs For Dogs

1. Under-ice ice fishing shack

2. Actual ant farm, train enormous ants to farm for us

3. Solar powered pollution machine

4. Clogs for dogs

5. Hats for cats

3/1/14

Pistachio Pudding

1. Pistachio pudding fountains in place if water fountains

2. Permanent condoms

3. Timeless week, have no knowledge of what time it is

4. Cigarettes that make your mouth taste like shit for 3 days to help quit smoking

5. Electric grid streets to melt snow and power cars.


2/28/14

Insulated for warmth

1. Magic spray that turns your beard into an air filtration mask

2. Highlighter that fades after time so students can sell back their books and they won't be covered in highlighter.

3. Insulated condoms for girls with cold hearts. 

4. Colored powder capsules to make farts visible

5. Silverware you can eat to avoid doing dishes .


2/27/14

Big Ups to John McCain

1. GIant disposable cups.

2. Raison flavor orange juice.

3. Apples with chocolate logos stamped on them.

4. Blank canvases @ bus stops.

5. One word burnt on to the underside of the wine cork.

2/24/14

Idea Retreat Beta

1. 3D Printer that prints regular printers.

2. Dragon Naturally Speaking for Dogs.

3. Heated freeway system in winter.

4. Make a new friend by tickling a stranger.

5. Supplement pills you eat to dye your hair.

2/22/14

Grape Flavor

1. Make a physical interactive map of your life.

2. Shot glasses that change color when you pour a shot.

3. Make a movie about quitting smoking and testing your health. 

4. Grape flavored pensil erasers. 

5. Romantic dinner in a country field at night.  Summertime. Full moon.  

2/20/14

Moist Title

1. A magazine that proposes ideas that make the world better and asks people to help fund them.

2. Inner city turtle race.

3. Trash calculator. Estimates the amount of trash that was disposed of in your city daily.

4. Trash collectors, the TV show. A few guys round up food and valuables from dumpsters around the city. The season finale is a 4 day trek in to the biggest trash dump in the world!

5. Call Steve Eigenmann @ 763-226-9547

2/19/14

Dope Dope

Email Matt for cheap tickets: limpiodesigns@gmail.com this show is gonna be dope.

1. Finger dance. A website like dance dance revolution for your fingers on the key board.

2. Quarterly post card service that sends you a funny post card to put on your fridge.

3. Real time Snap Chat Reality show.

4. An apple orchard called: Energy Orchard

5. The worlds biggest game of telephone!

2/18/14

House Key

1. Self cleaning socks.

2. Houses that has a tunnel to all the other houses on the block.

3. Cereal combos. All the different types of cereal mixed in to one box.

4. Keys that are also lighters.

5. Rugs with secret pockets on the bottom for house keys.

2/17/14

HO ho HO

1. Helicopter blades that light up, so when they spin, you get a show.

2. Community art gardens/studios 

3. Where's Waldo in real life

4. Spy vacations (a company that sets up a crime for you to solve/you get to pretend you're a spy)

5. World's biggest virtual bike race.

2/16/14

PJ PARTY

1. Jeans with a face on the crotch.

2. Online Live streaming party of people dancing in front of their computer all on one screen.

3. Pens with little shots of whiskey in them.

4. Flashlight/ lazer pointer.

5. Foot polish.

2/11/14

GANZO

1. Instant Sushi. Not sure how, but this needs to happen.

2. Self sharpening knives. This might already exist...

3. Edible beer bottles.

4. Beer popsicles.

5. Self cleaning toilets... HOW DOES THIS NOT ALREADY EXIST?

Todays themes are beer and machines that fix themselves... oh and sushi.

2/10/14

Ghost Blog

1. Choose your own adventure youtube channel. 

2. Coffee cup friends. Coffee cups that have different friendly faces on them.

3. Pocket pets. Crickets in little glass bottles.

4. Pens made from recycled water bottles.


5. Half sharpie half dry erase marker. One on each side.

2/7/14

Cat pee

1. Lotion/ hair gel.

2. Coat buttons that look like eye balls.

3. Robot dog walker.

4. Window waterfall.

5. Secret compartment rings.

2/3/14

Dirty

1. Make a pair of fake dirty underware and flaunt them in a public arena.

2. Have a record/LP party consisting of nothing but heavy metal on vinyl.

3. Write 10 poems about water (and one about soil mixed with water).

4. Wear an item of clothing that a loved one made or bought for you, and tell someone whom you're unfamilliar with about all the ways that it is special to you.

5. Have a candle party (no electrical light) and take lots of pictures of various lightplay.

2/2/14

Glitter Hot

1. glitter hot sauce

2. socks made of recycled clothes

3. wrapping paper made of old comic books

4. magnectic strips so you never lose the remote

5. boots with built in phone holders

2/1/14

Astijus Taujanskas

1. Get a group of homeless people together and start a band with them.

2. Read your shopping list aloud on the subway and then ask for donations for your performance

3. Get a cab driver to let you drive the cab for a bit.

4. Play a staring contest with passengers on subways.

5. Try to catch a pigeon.

1/28/14

White Meat

1. A deli meat that is al the meats mixed together.

2. Heated walls.

3. Clothing that plays music when you put it on.

4. Alternate memory implants for humans.

5. Ghost Police - Band name


1/27/14

STAT 42

1. Alcohol Intake Regulator timer. Tells you when to pour your next glass of fine whiskey so you enjoy it correctly.

2. Promotion for candy company: Put 1000 pieces of candy in little plastic balls that float. Pour them all in to a fountain for people to take.

3. Dolphin costumes that make them look like mermaids.

4. Ocean house. A house made to float safely and calmly through the ocean at all times.

5. Air real-estate sales.

Candy Bowl

1. Editable board game.

2. Coffee tube coming from work desks.

3. Remodel the whole farmers market to be really efficient and cool.

4. A line of fake band shirts and stickers.

5. Hats with candy bowls on the brim.

JL Beer


1/26/14

M for __

1. tanning booths that paint you different colors. 

2. ultra violet hair dye (funky colors that only show up under a black light).

3. a washing machine that folds & presses clothes.

4. e-beer

5. socially acceptable face paint.

1/25/14

Rope Clothing

1. Pad Thai soup.

2. Underground model train system to transport letters and food.

3. Drone bar tender.

4. Clothing made of rope.

5. Force feed a bird food coloring to make art on cars below.

1/24/14

Ocean Wave

1. Summer party in the winter. Bright lights, kiddy pool, summer music, wear swim suits.

2. Under water homes in lakes.

3. Elephant and other wild animal jewelry.

4. Create a small list of things you do not like. Do them all 3 times and decide if you really don't like it or not.

5. Canned coffee beans.

1/20/14


1/19/14

But Nothin'

1. Glass memory cards

2. Biodiesel tuk-tuk.

3. Cat room.

4. Paper blankets.

5. Cereal shaped like letters. Each box only has letters to spell a specific very complicated word.
Puzzle Crunch.

Black Camera

1. Paint over the brand names on your electronics with a complimenting color to personalize.

2. Make your own logo. Put them on stickers. Sticker ur stuff.

3. Pancake mix in spray can like easy cheese.

4. Cool kid rental. Rent the coolest kid to hang out with and learn from.

5. Kid leash. For young children and older kids that get side tracked really easily.

1/18/14

Terms

1. Christmas tree looking dress.

2. Stickers that have the same color green as street signs with the same white letters as the signs. Replace the letters in specific places to change the name of streets from Snelling Ave. to Smelling bAd .

3. A choreographed dance with many chickens.

4. A dance that takes up the whole city.

5. Non specific ideas that anyone can define on their own terms.


1/17/14

Road Trip

1. Burn incense while driving to make it cozy.

2. Make and sell a long MP3 CD specifically designed for a great road trip.

3. Clothes for cars. Car hats, car shirts. car pants…. you get the point.

4. Sunglasses that have a secret compartment for matches in them.

5. Emergency busses when it is really cold to pick people up and bring them to a warmer bus station for the same bus.


1/16/14

Liquid Containing

1. Holographic coats.

2. Eco friendly sunglasses.

3. Igloo with a hole in the top so you can have a fire inside.

4. Old christmas tree fire.

5. Liquid containing coat that you can fill with hot water.

1/15/14

The Winter Slipper

1. Camp in state parks in the winter then drive out with out paying because no one really goes there in the winter.

2. A food reviewer that does yelp reviews for every small town in the United States.

3. Wrap your 3 season tent in canvas to create a 4 season tent.

4. Check out one of the biggest dog sled races on Feb 1st - 2nd in Bayfield, Wi.

5. Water proof outdoor slippers for winter use.

1/14/14

Secret Viewer

1. A website that looks exactly like you are working on spreadsheet but is actually Facebook. For when you are supposed to be working.

2. Computer screens that are not visible from any other position than where the user is sitting.

3. Keyboards that recognize your finger print and log you in to correct user name when typing starts.

4. Moosestorage.ccom BIG cloud storage site

5. Use a powerful flashlight as a blinding defensive weapon when traveling.

1/13/14

Glove Box

1. Glow in the dark Highlighter. 

2. Free note books for everyone enrolled in school by Obama. 

3. Rollar coaster public transportation. 

4. Write a new religion. Leave copies of you bible in really obscure magical places for people to find. 

5. Computers with compartments in them like a glove box. 

1/12/14

Yolk

1. Yolk drink. Liquid egg yolk in a bottle for sale at gas stations.

2. Flash Drives that look like bricks of gold.

3. Take a picture of 100 naked people in a public place.

4. Tattoo the name of a girl you don't know on your body as a joke.

5. Ice jewelry for outdoor winter events.  

1/11/14

Poopy

1. Weigh your poops.

2. Use glue spray to preserve your poops

3. Take the poop challenge and try to run while pooping. 

4. Pee while riding a bike.

5. Poop contest. Who has the bigger/ more stylish poop. 

1/10/14

Underwear

1. Ads for underwear that are three girls standing on a couch wearing only underwear.

2. Lotion shower to cure dry skin.

3. Dance effectiveness training.

4. Closed mouth syndrome for loud people.

5. Correct side up floating coffee cups.

1/9/14

OG Twist

1. Measuring tape I phone app.

2. Scale I phone app. Put something on the screen to weigh it.

3. Self shuffling cards.

4. Tree house apartments.

5. E vitamins. Vape away your cigarette habit with your daily dose of B12.

1/8/14

Great Day

1. Set up shop on the corner. Your job will be to help people with what ever they might need help with.

2. Over hanging ropes coarse sidewalks to get places quicker.

3. A bathtub that is a giant LCD screen.

4. Make and wear a fake badge.

5. A coat with secret holes in it to keep you cold.

1/7/14

Pocket Polly

1. A pet that fits in your pocket.

2. Dance instructional graffiti.

3. Stickers that change the #'s on phones to letters that confuse people because why is there no numbers on here?

4. Free red marker day.

5. Switch phones with a friend that has the same color and type of phone as you.

1/6/14

Get a Job

1. Band Aid .com a website for bands to get funding.

2. Paper with secret messages on it that light up with black light.

3. Store that only sells paper airplanes.

4. Puppy feast. Expensive microwavable dog food for when your doggy is very very good.

5. Wall paper made completely out of real leaves.

1/5/14

MISHA

1.revolution of young people in america for reform of education, healthcare & distribution of power. 

2. Open an authentic Mexican restaurant in New Zealand

3. Star Wars Land (like Harry Potter Landhttps://www.universalorlando.com/harrypotter/)

4. Nose Hats (for really cold days)

5. Improvamation (Improv based cartoon)

1/4/14

Fake Kiss

1. Fake lips to prank kiss your gf or bf.

2. Fake nipples that excrete slime.

3. A band that is referred to by a different name ever time it is mentioned.

4. Pubic Hair Gel.

5. Wall paper with the residents face on it in a pretty pattern.

1/3/14

Cargo Bin

1. Trash expander.

2. Underground road system for bikers.

3. Giant fake stomach for digesting garbage.

4. Two way mirror wind shields for cars.

5. Cargo bin seating for poor people to take flights.


1/2/14

More!~?

1. A company that gathers all the food left over at restaurants to feed to livestock outside of city. 

2. Tripple sided tape.

3. Suction pipe system to send physical mail inside of city. 

4. A app that electrocutes you every time you try to open Facebook 

5. Remotes for regular house lights. 

1/1/14

Blueberry

1. Slingshot for sledding with no hill.

2. Shoes made from recycled sports products.

3. Chia Pet bathmat.

4. Penis shaped USB flash drive.

5. Chia Pet fake mustache.

12/31/13

1 full year

Thank you to everyone who reads my ideas, especially Oliver Kronmiller who told me that his whole mailbox was completely full with only emails from fiveideasaday.
I have done 5 ideas for every single day this year and I am very happy that sometimes people read them and participate.


Locker Room Snapper

1. Make it a custom to spend new years eve alone.

2. Make a list of things to do for the year ahead. Make a game to check them off before the next year.

3. Party boots that have lights in them and change color.

4. The guilt train. (album name)

5. Computers that can heat up when used in negative degree weather.

12/30/13

Doggy

1. Velcro walls by door to hang coats on.

2. Tack board walls to tack anything anywhere.

3. Party vid chat. Video chat from your cool party to someone else's!

4. Convict reunion parties for people who spent time in the joint together.

5. Doggy skirts.

12/29/13

Frantic Jones

1. A playground made with only tires.

2. A water slide through a shark tank .

3. Science meals. A simple doctors appointment will determine your specific body nutrition needs. With the information gathered the scientists create a meal tailored to what would be most healthy for your body.

4. Paper bags with a little plastic window in them so you can see what is inside.

5. Crayon holster for belt.


12/28/13

Knocking on my door

1. Swiss Army brand Cell Phone.

2. Warp gun. A gun that heats things up so that they warm and look all weird.

3. Smoke pills that make the smoke of a fire not be annoying.

4. Mandatory party police. State mandated law that ensures people over 21 party hard at least once a year.

5. House memory boxes. A place to keep memories and pictures of the house from generation to generation.


12/27/13

Thank goodness for SNOW TIRES

1. Make a movie theater in your living room.

2. 1 Mini golf hole that has 13 holes. Only one does not lead back to the original putting area.

3. Dog hair gel.

4. Glow in the dark dog collars.

5. Eye contacts for dogs.

12/26/13

Idea Storm

1. Cars that can park vertically to use less space.

2. Cars that can fold up into smaller cars so they use less space when parked.

3. Earrings that are mirrors like on the side of cars so you can see all around.

4. Liquid filled computer mouse.

5. Speak easy movie theater.

12/25/13

Is that today?

1. Roads made out of recycled non recyclables.

2. Cough syrup cigarettes.

3. Whiskey bottle shaped like a trophie.

4. A cable channel that is only cute puppies and kitties.

5. Garlic Tea.

12/24/13

Post Me Online

1. Go Pro for Police dogs.

2. Rentable police dogs.

3. Cars with horn loudness/ sound settings.

4. Water glass with knitting needles going through the middle.

5. Musical Thumb Tacks that play music when used.

PATRYAN.com

12/23/13

Last Leg

1. Double decker dock.

2. Secondary quieter police sirens that are more polite.

3. Scratch off tickets that are the 100% winners.

4. Measuring tape that has blank spots for that every number to fill out what ever you think is right.

5. See through quarters.


12/22/13

I D E A S

These are part of a game. 

How to play: 
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.

You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.

24 hr time limit.



12/21/13

I D E A S

These are part of a game. 

How to play: 
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.

You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.

24 hr time limit.


12/20/13

I D E A S

These are part of a game. 

How to play: 
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.

You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.

24 hr time limit.

12/19/13

I D E A S

These are part of a game. 

How to play: 
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.

You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.

24 hr time limit.




12/18/13

I D E A S

These are part of a game. 

How to play: 
Print this post - Cut out each idea - Put ideas in shoe box - shake box.
Pick 1 card at random.

You must do what ever the card you pick says.
No exceptions.

24 hr time limit.




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